Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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