You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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