she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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