The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I could teleport
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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