Me too!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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