Swine flu. Run for my life!
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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