remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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