I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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