Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I've blown a few things in my day
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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