There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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