Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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