I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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