im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
