problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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