5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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