just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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