If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
