It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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