Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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