so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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