we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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