my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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