He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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