Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Drake has all the answers
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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