Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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