for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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