butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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