Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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