thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
