The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
