She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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