Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
