Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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