i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I touched a dick in church today
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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