his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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