On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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