ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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