What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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