yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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