i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Randomize
