What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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