also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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