We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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