Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Is Oprah even human
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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