So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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