do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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