I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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