Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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