He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We have so much sex to catch up on
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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