See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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