My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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